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halfbaked-fullyawake:

Throw dem bows!!
Jul 24, 2014 / 22,360 notes

halfbaked-fullyawake:

Throw dem bows!!

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trinidadjames:

The Real MVP of Wedding$.
Jul 19, 2014 / 8 notes

trinidadjames:

The Real MVP of Wedding$.

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Jul 19, 2014 / 4,891 notes

Anonymous said: bruh i gotta tell u this story my ex destroyed my soul last night im white and my girl is white so i sent her a snapchat of me with my new girl whos sexier than her and i said the caption moving on the bigger and better things and she sent me a pic of her with her mouth on some huge black dick like 12 inches with the caption me too honestly i cried for a little his dick was like triple my size just imagine her getting dug out with that hurt me inside i still love her

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

darebearlee:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

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Serves you right, lmao

idk why this doesnt have a million notes

*every single nigga reading this*

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allofthesparkles:

thepoeticrebel:

simchiller:

they outlawed this move just because she was the only woman who could do it. 
Surya Bonaly was infamous for (among other things) doing aone blade backflip in the 1998 Olympics, and is the ONLY figure skater who’s ever pulled that off. Not just the only woman, the only figure skater PERIOD. There’s like all ofthree Olympic-class male skaters who did backflips in their routines, and NONE of them could do it one blade.
But wait, there’s more.
Backflips were banned from the 1976 Olympics onward on the official justification that skating jumps are supposed to be landed on one blade, whereas backflips are landed on both blades. The unofficial justification was it was too dangerous, both to the athlete and to the rink — if you didn’t land it perfectly, you could not only break your ankle, but also punch THROUGH the ice surface.
Surya Bonaly was openly contemptuous of the figure skating judges, because they were a bunch of openly racist white men who always screwed her over by giving her lower scores than she deserved. That one-blade backflip was her ultimate FUCK YOU! to the Olympics judges, because she took an “illegal” backflip and made it legal by landing it on one blade. Pretty much DARING them to mark her down for being epic awesome and pulling a move that their precious coddled white girls didn’t have the guts to even think about.
They did, of course. White racism knows no bounds. But she utterly owned them with that move.
not only did she do a fucking backflip and land, she landed then went right into a triple loop. like holy fuck

Damn son I ain’t seen shit like that.


It’s back!! :-)
Jul 19, 2014 / 323,558 notes

allofthesparkles:

thepoeticrebel:

simchiller:

they outlawed this move just because she was the only woman who could do it. 

Surya Bonaly was infamous for (among other things) doing aone blade backflip in the 1998 Olympics, and is the ONLY figure skater who’s ever pulled that off. Not just the only woman, the only figure skater PERIOD. There’s like all ofthree Olympic-class male skaters who did backflips in their routines, and NONE of them could do it one blade.

But wait, there’s more.

Backflips were banned from the 1976 Olympics onward on the official justification that skating jumps are supposed to be landed on one blade, whereas backflips are landed on both blades. The unofficial justification was it was too dangerous, both to the athlete and to the rink — if you didn’t land it perfectly, you could not only break your ankle, but also punch THROUGH the ice surface.

Surya Bonaly was openly contemptuous of the figure skating judges, because they were a bunch of openly racist white men who always screwed her over by giving her lower scores than she deserved. That one-blade backflip was her ultimate FUCK YOU! to the Olympics judges, because she took an “illegal” backflip and made it legal by landing it on one blade. Pretty much DARING them to mark her down for being epic awesome and pulling a move that their precious coddled white girls didn’t have the guts to even think about.

They did, of course. White racism knows no bounds. But she utterly owned them with that move.

not only did she do a fucking backflip and land, she landed then went right into a triple loop. like holy fuck

Damn son I ain’t seen shit like that.

It’s back!! :-)

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liftedhigher:

Lifestyle of the gods
Jun 20, 2014 / 105,951 notes

liftedhigher:

Lifestyle of the gods

Jun 20, 2014 / 700,894 notes

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

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Jun 20, 2014 / 947 notes
imsofuckinswayze:

The exact way I plan on getting my kids to go to college
May 6, 2014 / 64,698 notes

imsofuckinswayze:

The exact way I plan on getting my kids to go to college

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Mar 3, 2014 / 448,050 notes

dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

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nosdrinker:

this is historic and revolutionary
Mar 3, 2014 / 28,725 notes

nosdrinker:

this is historic and revolutionary

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